please pick only one post size.

lizardsfromspace:

missespeon:

lovethyvidya:

ughsocialjustice:

crowleyslittlepixie:

heritage-and-tradition:

fuehrerbefehl:

I can think of something that she needs in her “slot” and “hole.”

Does she not understand how freakin’ building blocks work? Try building a Lego castle without slots and holes and see how that works for you.

Next they’ll whine about plugs and sockets

Fuck, now electrical appliances are going to be sexist (when I worked in a theater, we called them male and female ends… woops). As are pen and caps, pencil sharpeners, thread/needles, toasters//bread, half the furniture you assemble has slots, holes, and pegs, FUCKING SHIT.

-the Polish one

you guys are reblogging an obviously fake article posted by literal nazis what the fuck is wrong with you

-the smh one

sjws are so fucking gullible thats why were all believing the 20,000th obviously fake post -mod squid totally beefed it

Fucking incredible

Google turns up just a few results for this supposed article. First result admits it’s a parody.

Hundreds of notes from fools outraged at a 100% fictional article. People who think social justice bloggers get wrongly offended over bullshit can’t be bothered to Google something before spreading it around angrily. Fuckin’ perfect

Like, call Tumblr users gullible all you want. But anti-SJ blogs fall for glaringly obvious parodies and hoaxes all the time

One note on this said something along the lines of “Oh Kotaku, Kotaku is like the Onion these days xD” Yeah, well the blogs that spread this shit around are a lot like Literally Unbelievable these days

coyocoyo:

The Bully

This comic I made over a year ago, but I’ve touched it up since and I’m happy to share it on tumblr C: while I’ve improved immensely since I made this, I’m still really proud of myself for making it.

ps. this was during a stage in my art where I was a little texture heavy, heh heh

terribledraw:

aint your booty a little chilly there buddy???

Oh my God, what if you wake up some day, and you’re 65, or 75, and you never got your memoir or novel written; or you didn’t go swimming in warm pools and oceans all those years because your thighs were jiggly and you had a nice big comfortable tummy; or you were just so strung out on perfectionism and people-pleasing that you forgot to have a big juicy creative life, of imagination and radical silliness and staring off into space like when you were a kid? It’s going to break your heart. Don’t let this happen.

- Anne Lamott (via jerfreyy) -

blastortoise:

you know you look too damn good to be cryin